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Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:17:05 -0400

fandom-pride: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:14:13 -0400

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

Fuck you

al-monitor: In 2011, Tawakkol Karman became the first Yemeni,...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 03:13:31 -0400

al-monitor:

In 2011, Tawakkol Karman became the first Yemeni, the first Arab woman, the second Muslim and, at 32 years-old, the youngest person to ever win the Nobel Peace Prize. The trailblazer became the face and voice of the Yemeni uprising. She’s featured, along with 10 other inspiring women, in Al-Monitor’s slideshow of Mideast Trailblazers for International Women’s Day.

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:37:15 -0400

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:37:04 -0400

derseclouds: formaldejekyll: Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:34:37 -0400

derseclouds:

formaldejekyll:

Yesterday I learned that tampons were not originally created for ~feminine hygiene~ but for plugging up bullet wounds for WW1 and the nurses started using them and were like actually this is p fucking effective and voila tampons thanks WW1

This is pretty freakin metal

thatpunnyguy: finefools: justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:33:41 -0400

thatpunnyguy:

finefools:

justin timberlake is making a comeback and justin bieber is finally at his breaking point. coincidence? no. there can only be one justin.

Looks like this happened…
just in time

thebadkidblog: So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 16:25:17 -0400

thebadkidblog:

So let me tell you about the shittiest parent on the motherfucking planet.

I work at a grocery store and this man comes in with his 11 year old son. He buys a pack a cigarettes and a two cases of beer. The son was holding a two dollar drawing pad and placed it on the belt and I guess the dad didn’t notice it at first but when I was about to scan the pad he asked where’d it have come from and turned towards the kid and asked “Did you put that shit up there?”. He told me to put it back and then told his 11 year old child that he “ain’t paying for that gay ass notebook.”. So I looked at the kid, who was close to tears and saying how he ran out of paper at home and my heart broke. So I gave the pad to him, for free, and told the dad I would take care of it. I gave the kid some tokens for a game outside and said I would look forward to buying some of his drawings and paintings when he’s all famous. His kids face was so priceless and I thought everything was good. But then, about 10 ten minutes after giving the kid his notebook, I walked outside and saw this. The drawing pad all ripped up and tossed on the pavement. I could only imagine what happened in the parking lot, but I know that that poor kid’s heart is fucking ripped apart, just like this pad.

I’m fucking horrified that there are parents like this, who, just because it’s not masculine or gender specific they won’t let their children follow their true passions or explore interests that lead to their happiness. Even more so, I’m horrified that parents don’t care about the fine arts anymore because it doesn’t have job security. Since when did it ever matter to a child if their passion makes them money or not? Parenting is about supporting whatever makes your child happy. Have some fucking consideration for your child’s wants not your homophobic and anti-art ideals.

timeywimey27: this man was once in charge of australia

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:53:15 -0400

timeywimey27:

this man was once in charge of australia

crystalsoulslayer: methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:49:38 -0400

crystalsoulslayer:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

thefeelsgiver: Harry: I am not a slut, I can count the people I’ve slept with on one hand! Zayn:...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 21:58:00 -0400

thefeelsgiver:

Harry: I am not a slut, I can count the people I’ve slept with on one hand!

Zayn: Yeah, if that hand was holding a calculator.

Me:

laceyjaneee: In music business class today, my teacher asked.. “So what is the problem with the...

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 21:57:40 -0400

laceyjaneee:

In music business class today, my teacher asked..

“So what is the problem with the music industry/artists today?”

Dude raises his hand and goes “It’s just too commercialized.”

Teacher stares at him and goes “I remember you from another class, so I’m going to call you out. Didn’t you say you listened to Nickleback and Daughtry?”

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. I like this dude.

babejam: daily reminder Being a Christian is okay Being a Catholic is okay Being a Muslim is...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:35:04 -0400

babejam:

daily reminder

Being a Christian is okay

Being a Catholic is okay

Being a Muslim is okay

Being a Satanist is okay

Being a Wiccan is okay

Being an Atheist is okay

Believing in what you want or not is okay

But putting down others for their beliefs is not okay

dismantlerepaired: iamtonysexual: what-ev-er-gets-you-off: dus...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:34:03 -0400

dismantlerepaired:

iamtonysexual:

what-ev-er-gets-you-off:

dustinnash:

I was trying so hard to stay calm, but when someone goes around saying this shit, It’s really hard. I do not condone violence at all, but the way I was raised, you do not hit a girl. You have no excuse to do so.
The anger that is building up in my body is incredible.

This was great.

what the piss

….. You’ve got to be kidding me.

never-talk-to-parents: I love being able to read unknown

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:33:17 -0400

never-talk-to-parents:

I love being able to read unknown

thewanderingdreamer: birdbrainblue: mixedbyziggy: I abhor people who say that those who use curse...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:51:04 -0400

thewanderingdreamer:

birdbrainblue:

mixedbyziggy:

I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary

That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance

You rude piece of shit

#go forth and fornicate with thyself heathen

hellonik: spermat0zoon: joshuwaa: the-girl-who-laughed: A...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:50:33 -0400

hellonik:

spermat0zoon:

joshuwaa:

the-girl-who-laughed:

A well-tailored tux is to women what lingerie is to men.

Amen.

But a man in lingerie though, js.

A man wearing lingerie under a well-tailored tux though.

welcome to tumblr.

sugaryballs: this has got to be one of the greatest quotes of...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:49:58 -0400

sugaryballs:

this has got to be one of the greatest quotes of all time

nikkimariedetroit: oswin-oh: fabledquill: futuresoldierketchum...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 23:48:18 -0400

nikkimariedetroit:

oswin-oh:

fabledquill:

futuresoldierketchum:

livetomakeadifference:

0ut-0f-f0cus:

This is off the Bermuda Triangle, where 16+ ships washed up on a sand bar. The mystery is still unsolved

Actually the mystery of the Bermuda Triangle has been given a scientific explanation: methane vents which have been discovered in that region.

Methane reduces the density of water, causing ships that would normally float, to instead sink.

Methane, when in gas form, messes with the electrical components of aircraft, causing them to fail and sometimes fall right out of the sky.

Methane also causes the water to turn a ghostly greenish color, and the “ghost ships” reported to be seen are simply green reflections of the ships that scatter the bottom of the triangle.

Fucking science, man.

so

the bermuda triangle

is caused

by ocean farts

#there are two types of people

I’d love to dive this

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